It seems as thought the legendary actor, Christopher Walken, is making a run for the White House in 2008. Check out this link for the full version of his platform. Here are some snippets:

The War in Iraq:
“We are committed to Iraq now, and nothing can undo that. As President, I will not abandon our troops or the Iraqi people, both of whom have made great sacrifices in the name of peace and freedom. I will seek the aid of the world community to form a special peacekeeping coalition to assist with the consolidation of power in Iraq. My top priority will be to stabilize Iraq under this international force and end our occupation.”

Stem Cell Research:
“I’d met Chris Reeve several times before he died, and after having met him it is tough to be against [stem cell research]. I am for human knowledge and expansion of human life. If stem cells are one way to do that, I cannot support legislation to restrict this potentially life-saving research.”

God, imagine the Saturday Night Live skits that will come out of this? Maybe a little “Walken in the War Room” either dancing around like he does or talking about the items he had shoved up his ass for 5 longs years back in his war years. Classic.

Enjoy.