All these years I have been looking for proof that God existed. If only I had really taken a closer look at the banana’s that I eat, I would have found what I as looking for alot sooner.

Here is a simple version control that uses ftp and a windows batchfile.

The whole Tom Cruise “Katie Holmes is my beard” saga is pretty funny. This post reveals there was recently a pretty hefty prenup signed. Needless to say there are some great comments. This is one of my favorites. “The prenup states any cock that Tom loved before the marraige stays with him. Any cock loved during the marriage will be evenly split.” (I think I found this at Rock Snob but can’t remeber)

I have been cooking for most of my life and still can’t make good rice.

Keep an eye on soon to be beta-released YourSpins.com. It will allow you to create your own mashups right on line. I have my doubts but like the idea.

django is another “I am not a developer, but want to say that I am on my resume” open source framework. This time it is written in python. I will have to check it out cause I am definately one of those fake web developers.

Check out this training knife that actually shocks you. It “induces the necessary stress required for realistic edged weapon training”

Please don’t be an ass and ever sign up for something like myFoodPhone. Just go for a walk or know that you shouldn’t be eating a box of twinkies. It is not that difficult and definately not worth $10/month.

Off to look for a place to live. Enjoy the weekend bitches!

Enjoy.