There was a potential John Valentin sighting early in the morning of June 20th…somewhere in the vicinity of Castle Island. In true J Valentin form, the little bitch was running on his toes as if he had two lit cigarettes taped to his heels. One can only speculate what he was running for, or from. Although he was embraced by the Boston faithful after turning only the 10th unassisted triple play in MLB history, he finished his career ignominiously as a backup for the Mets, after several injury riddled seasons. Sources tell Luvah that after he retired, the smug ass punk went on to be the frontman of a band who had a hit single ‘Molly Pitcher (Queen of wean)’ - which incidentally became an anthem to the gay community. God Speed J Valentin.