I came across the Modern Drunkard Magazine on the site of local Boston band, Cheater Pint, and found myself reading it for the next hour or so. For those who enjoy throwing back a few too many cocktails every once in a while this could be a good read. It is a place to celebrate and pay homage to those who are not afraid to admit that they strangely look forward to that painful slow throb of a Sunday afternoon ‘I drank a half bottle of Jammers last night’ hangover. A couple of their featured sections are ‘I am Rotgut Man‘, The Six Circles of Hangover Hell‘, ‘Ladies Thirst - A salute to history’s finest female drunkards‘, and ‘Drunkard of the Month‘.

This was the line from this month’s Drunkard of the Month that got me:

How much is enough? I’ve come to appreciate the blackout. You learn a lot about yourself when you’re on autopilot. When the pieces slowly come together the following day, it is usually an uplifting story. Also, I’ve never woken up next to anyone I wouldn’t fuck sober.

I know for a fact that a few of you will definately find this entertaining.

Enjoy.