For the finest collection of skanks, scalliwags, scumbags, ho’s, heffers, and hoollyhoops, check out Boston’s Glass Slipper. Conveniently located in what’s left of the combat zone (former stomping ground of hollaback), myself and my brother Dectus were lucky enough to get centerstage seats on a recent Saturday night. We were a little light on cash, but that doesn’t matter: the lack of cover charge assures that every trick-ass mark in Boston can get through the door. After getting our $7 beers from the catcher’s mitt behind the bar, the first dancer took the stage. Dectus put it well, “she’s more kangaroo than womanâ€, referring to the pouch of stretched skin hanging from her belly. We choked down our beers and tried to avoid the direct glare of ‘Sapphire’. I was back out on the street five minutes later, trying to salvage what was left of my libido.
…now that’s the vazDeferenz difference.â„¢
7 responses so far ↓
1 akaraff // Aug 5, 2005 at 3:45 pm
It’s definately one of those places where the bouncers wouldn’t bother giving you a warning for touching…they would just take you out back and kill you.
2 M Dog // Aug 5, 2005 at 4:00 pm
Definately bad vibes in this place. From both the strippers and the staff. Scary joint.
3 adam // Aug 5, 2005 at 4:14 pm
…wiping tears from eyes. too funny.
4 akaraff // Aug 5, 2005 at 4:20 pm
Now that is why we brought Vaz on. Classic. Dectus! Hilarious.
5 Gump // Aug 5, 2005 at 5:24 pm
After many long years I finally found my mother. Damn I missed that pouch.
6 akaraff // Aug 8, 2005 at 10:57 am
I think i experienced the kangaroo affect this weekend. I swear I took the pouch to the forehead a few too many times.
7 Niki // Aug 8, 2005 at 3:45 pm
When I was there I noticed none of the “girls” had tits. Such a disappointment. Boston can’t even do stippers right.
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