If I ever get married (my mother is beginning to lose hope), I know where I am going on my honeymoon. Forget Hawaii. Screw Greece. Travel Europe for 3 weeks? Not a chance. I have no idea where in the caribbean this place is, but how could you pass up the chance to stay at the Marley (as in Bob) Resort and Spa? Sounds tempting doesn’t it.

It is “A place where the needs and desires of all guests are met through the multitude of quality services. Spend a day immersing yourself in our spa’s ‘Natural Mistic’. Come embrace the feeling of ‘One Love’ and ‘One Heart’ in only ‘One Place’”

The Marley famliy is freakin’ genius. Not only does this place sound like heaven for any newlywed that still dreams of the days they opened their mail-order bong in college, but based on the limited selection of stock Bahamian photos it looks like a great place to relax and get away. Who knows, maybe they will give you a free Stephen Marley sampler cdr on the way to the airport. Probably not.

Enjoy


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