It is Spring so get off your lazy winterized ass and learn how to run.

Ever wonder what the perfect gift for a ninja is?

Wakeup Slapjack adam. Bradley’s Almanac has a boot of Serena Maneesh from their March show at T.T’s. Wall O’ Sound indeed.

I love butter. I hate when it fucks my toast into torn bits. Please stand and cheer for…Butter Wizard.

Thank god we won’t have to hear anymore Bronson Arroyo music ever again. Thanks to today’s trade, the folks in Cinicinatti will have to deal with his rendition of Dirty Water.

Matrix Ping Pong. Just watch it.

I am sick of hearing about SXSW but it seems like it is going to be a week or till I stop hearing things like, “thanks to the guys from [enter any band name here] for hooking us up and giving us free beer.” Until then, I will have to stick with the best quality mp3 blog out there. No frills. No Ego. Just Moka and her Motel.

The People’s Almanac’s, The 20th Century - History With The Boring Parts Left Out is my favorite bathroom reader.

Enjoy